Deficit

"Concluding business at The White House today, came the complete recovery of honestly applied disrespect, following the largest historical deficit of missing disrespect. The deficit grew over the course of the past century, which lead to oppression and inequality across the nation, whose roots stem from White House corruption. Several senior White House officials noted the resulting lack of steam coming from the administration earlier today. It followed the surge of just disrespect coming from old CIA, a large dissenting population of banded American public, and broadcast media personalities. One public relations spokeswoman mentioned, "It's never been so peaceful a day here in Washington D.C. as it was here today, it was as if someone held President Donald Trump's ass above a pit of burning wax candles all day. We'll pray for the eternal flame  to burn on."