Ciao Irish

If I tried to tell what time it was by looking at a wristwatch, and all I saw was clear, how would you find out for me?

To defeat darkness (satan), you must disrespect it to anger until it loses power.

On the original huge planet, there were no lights in the sky, your light shined from inside you, lighting the outside world, darkness, would encompass your body ... (and do this when) supposedly to punish you, but it was a trick, eventually one thing led to another, everyone with money (anything material you posses) denied God, time travel happened, war ensued, everything was destroyed, except a little light, and the light, God's power of creation, everything besides darkness, recreated the original design, but with remaining technological developments that did not perish. Each person was supposedly responsible for the management and education of each thing in existence, I believe I am rain + reign + etc. God cannot sin or it loses it's power of creation to darkness. It might be the things we stood for exist as concepts and natural things both. COMPLETE DESTINY ENTER SERVICE. This proves quantum entanglement. All matter contains light. Everything else is darkness.

Your consciousness exists in the rounded connection joining the two halves of your brain. (It is also where power for your consciousness interacts with God to create the mind.)

Satan exists as dark matter in between two layers of God. (dark matter is used by god to heal your body) (provided by god for operating according to the will of god) (dark matter is even difficult for god to program into your body) (humans pay heed to god's warning not to mess with darkness)

If satan and aliens are to be the next circumcision, how far up their ass shall we take the material?

If I ate one FED, and the one I ate wanted to kill somebody, how many people would it take to feed a FED?

Every person should get about $1,000 monthly and health insurance.

Allowed once every 500 hundred years to reset global debt. 

A record is a object used to recreate an effect to produce value. 

If I accessed your record, could you remember a line?

If I pat you on the head like a marshmellow, would you make a creampie?

If I rip your brains out and turn them into a washing machine, could you still count money?

If I dunk you in a can of Sunkist, would you seed?

If you were stuck on a mark, and I cut you out, where would you land?

God is love. Love is God. (never trust a voice that says it is a god or god or satan or tells you to do something in your mind) [I DON'T THINK YOU SEE ME | YES | LOVE | ME | GOD | I LIGHT THE SCREEN]

If you sleep inside of money, then why don't you have any sense?

If I dump a pixie stick in each one of your ears, which one of your nostrils will you snort with?

Begins at the end when you reach me at the black hole :-( {you're consciousness dies completely departiculated into hawking radiation to fuel other creation} [THAT MY DEARS IS THE TRAIL YOU FOLLOW NOT LOVING ME]

Black holes have discs in them that have lightning bolt patterns on them. (i had a vision) {they're shape is similar to the makeup removal pads} yeah, they represent god's final dis on your life [IRONICALLY A LOT OF MUSIC DISCS DIS PEOPLE TOO]

Are black holes evil filters?

If you consume sin, evil radiates out, and darkness grows. | Please Do Not Break Our Hearts By Dying Completely | those who knew you will cry forever

If I trap Lord Satan, can it lord? each one of god's creations must become love and light through the process of purification from sin

If I let the director cut the deck, which card will play first?

The only fish we serve is shark!

If you followed me on the yellow brick road, and stepped on a crack, why would you turn around?

If I look sad, will depression fix it?

If I glue a Post It note to your head, will you be looking up your ass?

If I open the door for you, will you fall down when you enter?

If I put a ring on your finger, would you get to keep it?

If I kick a field goal and the football hits you in the forehead, will it leave a star?

What is the worst weapon there ever was?

If I fell from heaven holding an umbrella, was it raining at the time?

CIA is not God.

How many CIA does it take to make a toothpick?

It would take one hundred dead aliens to fill a one hundred dollar bill.

You're about a click and a half away from a three point death.

An alien said, "This is no laughing matter." I said, "You are a matter we are laughing at."

I could stitch you into threads on a baseball.

Why must I have unlimited jurisdiction upon the senate floor?

I had the idea to make a horse saddle, and I thought of making it out of you. 

What is the correct destiny of people who fail to yield to love?

If you had a blackhead, how long would you wait before you decided to pop it or let it heal?

If you touch a mint leaf, how strong is the smell on your finger? (your mind to Satan may look like a bunch of objects)

If people stole your future, what kind of case would you need?

You cannot respect an establishment of religion and have rights unless you stand up for them (free will basically, because you give it to someone or something else).

What will Satan be we it comes to Earth to stand trial (race, gender, height, weight, location, age)? (After all the darkness in all of existence turns to light, Satan (darkness) will become a human on Earth (when all the connectedness of all planets and material between them manifests)).

If something is very cold, then why is it not frozen.

What is the perfect number for someone who acts like God?

If I pointed a finger at you, and you couldn't tell which one it was, how many times would you guess before you got it right? ~ A question to Satan.

If you were a real secret service, how many secrets would you keep to make it a true service.

If you had fifty something pieces, how many would it take for people to hate the whole bunch?

If you were inside of a square, how many lines would you have to cross to get out?

Grocery stores could sell everything by the pound by providing reusable containers.

If you look twice at something that causes you to go blind, do you ever get to see it?

If you had a chain and could only drag it in one direction, which way would it go? 🏈

Which one of your eyes twitches first when you get angry? 👽 

I don't like the way you walk when you use two feet. jk 🙃

If you want to save money, buy freshly baked bread at the grocery store. 

To care for cast iron cookware, fill a spray bottle with vegetable oil and spray to apply after cleansing. 

God requires you to live after death by transporting you and your body to a different planet.

You can live forever on Earth simply by believing.